Tuesday, June 14, 2016

"Warcraft" - Review

For the Initiated Fans Only


Oh, the never ending turmoil that is video game movie adaptations. There have only been a few that have even been close to being good. The first Mortal Kombat and Disney's Prince of Persia (even with the blatantly white-washed Gods of Egypt style cast) come to mind as movies that were almost good. In certain states of mind, if you catch my drift, Mortal Kombat is probably the greatest 90's film ever made right next to Space Jam. Every other video game movie though? Pure trash. Uwe Boll's legendarily dismal filmography is a testament to that. Remember Super Mario Bros.? Wow, that is a train-wreck. Suffice it to say, video game movies have a lot of room for improvement. So, here we are now in 2016 and for some reason Hollywood really really wants to finally get a good video game movie out there. We had Ratchet & Clank which landed with a dull thud. Angry Birds: The Movie was a little bit better, but still incredibly underwhelming despite its decent animation and its stellar voice cast. Next up is what may be the biggest, most expensive adaptation to date based on quite possibly the video game with the most beloved lore: Warcraft. Surely a franchise with lore so vast and detailed can translate to the screen successfully... right? Well... my answer is a mixed one. As a relative stranger to the source material, I cannot speak for how accurately the games have been translated to the screen. What I can voice in on is if it works as a straight up film. Sadly, it does not quite work. Warcraft is an ambitious effort with impressive aesthetics to spare, but because of an incredibly lazy and unfocused script, extremely poor characterization, and some miscasting, it falls into the camp of Mortal Kombat and Prince of Persia as an almost good movie.

Friday, June 10, 2016

"Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping" - Review

It Takes a Lonely Island To Make a Dope Movie


It is almost comical how similar the rise of The Lonely Island mirrors the rise of a certain individual named Justin Bieber. They both came from humble beginnings with a love for creation and performance. They started making content for YouTube and were eventually discovered by other famous people. That gave them the opportunities to build a fanbase and then suddenly explode into fame. The difference that I would note between the two though is that Bieber lost himself in that fame. Perhaps he became popular at too early of an age. The Lonely Island, consisting of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone, came into their popularity a little later on in their lives and it shows in their careers. Over the 15 years they have been a group, they have never lost their particular and unique flavor of comedy music. The same inspired wit is there. The fame only brought them more resources and collaboration opportunities with other "famous people". Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is the culmination of everything The Lonely Island is. Released simultaneously with an album of the same name, the film is stuffed with original music from the group and their trademark sketch comedy and it seems like every person they have ever met in the industry joined in for the fun. Unlike this years unfortunate Zoolander 2, Popstar never gets lost in its numerous cameos and pop culture references. Rather than the references and cameos themselves being the punchlines, they exist to supplement the biting satire that The Lonely Island have already crafted. That satire, born from The Lonely Island coming into fame and fortune as outsiders, is subversive and vicious. Because of this, Popstar is one of the best comedies of the year so far.

Monday, June 6, 2016

'Game of Thrones' - Review: "The Broken Man" (Spoilers)


This week on Game of Thrones, Bronn makes his season 6 return (yayyyyy!) and Ian McShane guest stars. My thoughts on the episode are after the jump.

Monday, May 30, 2016

'Game of Thrones' - Review: "Blood of My Blood" (Spoilers)


On this week's episode of Game of Thrones, Jaime takes a stand against the Faith Militant and a familiar face returns to the show. My thoughts on the episode are after the jump.

Saturday, May 28, 2016

"The Do-Over" - Review

Sandler and Spade Go On Vacation and Do Expensive Stuff - The Movie

No.

Well, that was my short review. Need a longer one? Hit the jump to see what I could possibly say about Adam Sandler's new movie that is streaming now on Netflix.

"X-Men: Apocalypse" - Review

How the Emotional Apocalypse Is Necessary


I hold the X-Men films to a higher standard than most blockbuster entertainment. Not only did it help usher in the reality that great comic book movies could exist, but they have always been a more thoughtful and thematically risky alternative to the more light-hearted romps of traditional Marvel films, but not quite as dire as The Dark Knight films. They have always been intelligent enough to parallel real world social issues and to dig in deep with the main characters. First Class and Days of Future Past are ultimately ensemble based character studies, disguised as blockbuster entertainment. I consider those films to be recent examples of the very best of what the comic book genre can offer. Now we have Apocalypse, and while it may lack the cohesion and the emotional gravitas of past films, it is still a thoughtful and thrilling film that is not afraid to have a little fun mixed in with the apocalyptic shenanigans.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

'Preacher' - Review: "Pilot" (Spoilers)


Having created and finished two of the greatest shows to air on television with Breaking Bad and Mad Men, AMC has some holes to fill in its original programming. So, here comes Preacher, which may have the craziest pilot episode in recent memory. There's a lot to digest here, so hit the jump for my spoiler-y thoughts on last night's premiere.

Monday, May 23, 2016

'Game of Thrones' - Review: "The Door" (Spoilers)


This week on Game of Thrones, Bran learned a great deal of information and we met a new Red Priestess! My thoughts on the episode are after the jump.

Sunday, May 22, 2016

"All the Way" - TV Movie Review

"Everyone Is Out of Step Except For Me!"


Based on the Tony award winning play and central performance and now being adapted by HBO and much of the creative team of Trumbo, All the Way is now available to those who could no see the stage version and life is all the better for it. Bryan Cranston gives a mesmerizing powerhouse of a performance in a film filled with true life drama and humanity. While it may be a bit linear in its focus, it is still an emotionally and intellectually potent biopic with plenty of insight to offer.

"The Nice Guys" - Review

The World's Worst Detectives


There have not been a huge amount of true "original films" this year outside of the independent film market. The only thing I could think of off the top of my head was The Witch, which was able to sneak out from that market and get some mainstream attention after it received good buzz from critics (and me). We have all been spoiled by actually great blockbuster franchise films and sequels that we kind of forgot the intense satisfaction that comes from seeing something completely new that hits the mark. This week, The Nice Guys is the latest original creation to hit the mark. It is a violent and dark comedic mystery that features two top-level performances by Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe. Director Shane Black has brought us something truly stylish and witty and that should not be ignored.

Monday, May 16, 2016

'Game of Thrones' - Review: "Book of the Stranger" (Spoilers)


This week on Game of Thrones, siblings reunite and things get heated with Dany. My thoughts on the episode are after the jump.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

"Uncharted 4: A Thief's End" - Review

IGoodbye Nathan Drake


What kind of legacy do you want to leave behind? What is the history you want to create?

I do not normally review video games. To put it simply, the reason is that I do not have enough time to keep up with new releases, or the money for that matter. I also just do not have much experience critiquing games, despite being a gamer all my life. However, Uncharted 4: A Thief's End is a different kind of game for me. This is a series that I have been playing for nearly 10 years now and I consider it a big part of who I am today as far as movie and video game taste goes, as well as storytelling sensibilities when I work on my original writing projects. I have been following the development of Uncharted 4 for almost 5 years now with much anticipation, especially with the knowledge that it was going to wrap up the story of one of the best modern characters. Two months ago, I eagerly pre-ordered the giant Libertalia collector's edition for the game and this week I finally got it in my begging hands. It sort of became the reason why I was late on my Captain America: Civil War review (which you can now read here). After sitting down and playing the game almost completely uninterrupted all the way though, I can safely say that Uncharted 4: A Thief's End is not only the best Uncharted game, but a new standard for video game writing and design on level with Naughty Dog's also excellent The Last of Us.

"Captain America: Civil War" - Review

Why Can't We All Just Get Along?


Yeah, yeah. I am late with my review. About a week late. No need to remind me, but be honest. You are all still seeing this movie this weekend. You will probably still be seeing it next weekend. Maybe even the weekend after that. It would be for a good reason too. Captain America: Civil War is the best comic book movie of the year so far. In fact, it may be the best since The Dark Knight. It is that good. It is a thriller with surprising depth and pathos that covers every base it needs to. At once thoughtful and fun, it is a new high water mark for comic book films. Eat your heart out DC.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

"Keanu" and "Ratchet & Clank" - Quick and Dirty Reviews (Weekend Catch-Up)




Sadly, I am not able to see Captain America: Civil War until tomorrow night (which I am incredibly excited for). So in the meantime, I figured I would share some quick thoughts on two of last weekend's big releases that I did not get a chance to review before. There is not too much to say, hence the "quick and dirty" title, but I will let you know what I thought anyway. Hit the jump for more.

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

'Game of Thrones' - Review: "Home" (Spoilers)


On this week's episode of Game of Thrones... Yeah. You better not go past the jump if you do not want spoilers. Several really big things happened to say the least, so let's meet again after the jump after you have seen the episode.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

"The Huntsman: Winter's War" - Review

Oh Please Just Let It Go


Universal Studios really wants to step up their franchise game. The Fast and Furious series has reached record numbers of revenue and their recent revival of the Jurassic Park franchise went beyond that. Where do you go next for a potential new franchise? Naturally you go to Snow White and the Huntsman, a stand alone film that received a somewhat mixed response despite its decent box office grab. Wait, your lead actress was sleeping with the director and is not coming back for this sequel? Well, do it anyway because you've got Thor as part of your cast. You can always hire a double that looks nothing like Kristen Stewart to show her back to the audience for 3 seconds to remind us that Snow White actually exists. Somewhere. Without Snow White as your lead though, what do you do that can be fresh? A prequel movie of course! Not enough room for a full story you say? Well then, let's make it a prequel and a sequel. Both! And let's ditch the somewhat unique dark tone of the original and go for more of a swashbuckling Princess Bride vibe even though the story is wrapped all around the original film. We still need something to bring in audiences though... how about you bring Charlize Theron back from the dead (for two seconds of film) and add another really angry yell-y queen who is basically angry Elsa from Frozen! Got it. Sealed and done. You've got yourself a movie!

Monday, April 25, 2016

'Game of Thrones' - Season 6 Premiere Review: "The Red Woman" (Spoilers)


Game of Thrones is back everybody! And about time too. We finally get some answers (emphasis on "some") after last year's multitude of cliffhangers. Be warned. The night is dark and full of spoilers, so click on the jump at your own discretion. My full thoughts on the episode follows.

Saturday, April 23, 2016

"The Invitation" - Review

The Underrated Thriller of the Year (So Far)



Last year, Joel Edgerton took a break from big blockbuster films and directed a small independent project that he also wrote. That movie was The Gift, which starred himself, Jason Bateman, and Rebecca Hall. It turned out to be a refreshing mystery with affecting drama and a great pay off. The movie came out of the blue and under everyone's radar and it turned out to be a wonderful treat to break of the monotony that naturally comes after having several giant explosion heavy superhero movies every year. Do not get me wrong, they are a lot of fun, but sometimes you need a change of pace and The Gift was a wonderful one. This year, it has happened again with The Invitation. Directed by Karyn Kusama, who previously directed the very problematic Aeon Flux and Jennifer's Body, and written by Phil Hay and Matt Manfredi, who also worked on Aeon Flux but also wrote Ride Along 2 and directed Tracy Lett's Bug, this film film feels like it wants to break free on its own terms. It has no studio dictating how it needs to be made. It has nothing to prove and no expectations to fulfill. This is a passion project and it is one that really works. The Invitation is an incredibly affecting mystery/thriller that has an unexpected emotional punch. Just like The Gift last year, The Invitation is a gem that feels fresh and deserves your time.

Note: if you are at all interested in seeing this movie, just do it. Stop reading and go. Like 10 Cloverfield Lane just recently, you will have a much better experience knowing next to nothing about it going in. It is currently in select theaters, but it is also available on every major VOD platform, including YouTube and Google Play. It is only 5-7 bucks to rent. There is no reason why you should not see this movie. Go do it. You will not regret it. If you feel like you need to know more, read on at your own risk. I will not spoil anything intentionally, but you have been warned.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

'Better Call Saul' - Season 2 Finale Review: "Klick" (Spoilers)


On this week's season finale of Better Call Saul, Jimmy and Mike have reached their tipping points and choices have to be made. My thoughts are after the jump.


Monday, April 18, 2016

"The Jungle Book" - Review

Forget About Your Worries and Your Strife...


We now have the first of two(!) Jungle Book reboots being released. Andy Serkis is directing Jungle Book (without the the) and it was recently pushed from its 2017 release into 2018. I wonder if the reason why was because Warner Bros. got a bit worried after this weekend. Andy Serkis has his work cut out for him. Jon Favreau's Disney remake of The Jungle Book is here and it is spectacular. It is a visual feast for the senses with a surprisingly tense but fun and insightful script. Along with other technical masterpieces like Avatar and Life of Pi, this is what movie theaters were created for. I can imagine that a good deal of the wonder of this movie would be lost on a smaller living room screen so if you want to experience this movie, and your whole family should, then go see it on the biggest screen possible while you can.

Saturday, April 9, 2016

"Midnight Special" - Review

Ever-Loving Light


The title Midnight Special very likely refers to an old folk song from the South, an area that director Jeff Nichols has a deep love for. This love shows throughout every single one of his past films and continues here. The song refers to a train that passes by slaves and prisoners; a train with an ever-loving light. If you are caught in the light, you will soon be free. In Midnight Special, light literally shines from a boy's eyes, but it is a frightening ordeal. It is not until he is able to embrace the light that he understands it and what makes him so different. We see this through a father's eyes as he strives to protect his incredibly special son from the horrors that are out to get him. He soon learns that love is about making the toughest choices and the sacrifices that have to be made to fulfill it. His son is the prisoner and he needs to be freed.

Through sustained tension and wonder, Midnight Special examines the mysteries of this love and becomes an excellent exercise in tone that will enlighten you as much as it intrigues.

'The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story' - Season Finale Review: "The Verdict" (Spoilers)


This week on American Crime Story, we reach our inevitable end and learn "The Verdict". My thoughts on the season finale are after the jump.

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

"Hardcore Henry" - Early Review

Unstoppable Mayhem


Coming off the success of the similarly filmed music videos "The Stampede" and "Bad Motherfucker" (Excuse my French. There is a lot of those sort of words coming up in your future if you are going to see this movie.), director Ilya Naishuller has made his first feature film and unleashed it upon the world. Filmed in a completely first person perspective to evoke modern FPS genre video games, the project is an ambitious technical feat. Does it all work? Absolutely. Hardcore Henry is a relentless burst of adrenaline and technical creativity that will most definitely achieve cult status and will be inspiring more action movies to come. You may also come away surprised by how how generously it embraces gamer culture and tropes while also being cheeky about it and tweaking its nose a bit. The above photograph is an accurate depiction. This movie going experience is not for everyone, especially not for the easily offended, but if this all sounds like fun to you, it will be one of the most original and exciting times you will have at the theater this year.

Monday, April 4, 2016

'The Walking Dead' - Season Finale Review: "Last Day On Earth" (Spoilers)


On tonight's season finale of The Walking Dead, our group meandered in the woods again and then came face to face with Negan and his friend Lucille. My thoughts on the episode are after the jump.

'The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story' - Review: "Manna From Heaven" (Spoilers)


On this week's American Crime Story, the groundbreaking drama that was the Fuhrman Tapes is unleashed. My thoughts on the episode are after the jump.


Sunday, April 3, 2016

"Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice" - Review

Zack Snyder is a Martyr


I have defended Zack Snyder a great deal in the past. He works in an area of near arthouse geeky blockbuster that I find completely fascinating. Many accuse him of being flash over style, which is not helped by the fact that others often write mediocre screenplays for him, but I am surprised by how much depth I often find in his films. I think the director's cut of Watchmen is a near masterpiece of craft and graphic novel adaptation, only held back by a couple of lackluster performances that fail to do some of the side characters of the novel justice. I really enjoyed Man of Steel as well. The first two-thirds of the film were beautifully realized in how the flashbacks were conceived and it often felt poetic in its editing and transitions. The last third is where it faltered a bit when it turned into complete chaos mode. My biggest defense of Zack Snyder is actually with Sucker Punch, a film that many see as complete garbage. I see it as a misunderstood gem of gender politics and biting satire aimed toward the very audience seeing the film. I will have to write another piece on it later but I see it as one of the greatest and most effecting practical jokes in Hollywood history in the best of ways. It acknowledges your expectations and then crumples them up and tosses them in your face before it decides to show you the dark cynical side of your very urges. It is one of the ballsiest films in recent memory. So, going into Batman v. Superman I was intrigued by how he would approach the material, knowing that the studio was definitely going to get their hands into the production process so they can set up their future sequels. What I got was a good film. Not a great film, but a good one. There are some amazing moments that have a great artsy beauty to them, notably the opening sequence. The movie is even edited in a strange dream-like fashion as it jumps to event to event completely separated by each other. Zack Snyder did the very best he could and it often shows on screen in spectacular fashion. The reason why Batman v. Superman is such a disappointing mess is that Warner Bros. got greedy and impatient. Frankly, they blew their load too early. They got their hands into the film to force sequel baiting elements into it and it turned BvS into a bloated mess. But when the movie shines, it truly does.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

'Better Call Saul' - Review: "Bali Ha'i" (Spoilers)


On this week's Better Call Saul, Mike faces some goons and Jimmy sings a cheesy song for Kim. My thoughts are after the jump.

'The Walking Dead' - Review: "Twice As Far" (Spoilers)


This week on The Walking Dead, Carol's self doubt grows and Denise goes for a walk with Daryl and Rosita. My thoughts on the episode are after the jump.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

'The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story' - Review: "The Conspiracy Theories" (Spoilers)


This week on American Crime Story, Marcia and Chris get flirty and O.J.'s gloves do not fit Bob's hands. My review is after the jump.


"10 Cloverfield Lane" - Review (Spoiler-Free)

"You Don't Know What's Out There!"


This is going to be a tricky review. This is one of J.J. Abrams' latest "mystery box" movies so in order to have the best experience, it is imperative that you know as little as possible. As that is the case, this review will be shorter than some of my other film pieces. In fact, I would recommend not reading this review until you have seen the movie just in case I give any kind of info away that might get you on the right track as far as the characters and plot go. So if you choose to stop here for now, know that 10 Cloverfield Lane is an excellent closed room thriller with a similar tone to Cloverfield, even if it has little to do with it other than its tone and title. Regardless of it not being a sequel, it is well worth your time and you may be surprised by the revelations and the intensity this great little movie contains. My few (hopefully) spoiler-free thoughts are after the jump, but stop here if you do not want to risk anything at all. It will be a better experience that way.

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

'The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story' - Review: "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" (Spoilers)


On last week's American Crime Story, SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE SARAH PAULSON AN EMMY ALREADY. My more coherent thoughts are after the jump.

Monday, March 7, 2016

'The Walking Dead' - Review: "Not Tomorrow Yet" (Spoilers)


This week on The Walking Dead, Abraham tells us why dingleberries are brown and Rick's group goes Die Hard, except with more questionable morality. My thoughts are after the jump.

'Billions' - Review: "The Punch" (Spoilers)


This week on Billions, Axelrod takes a swing and affluenza kids are taken clamming. My thoughts are after the jump.


Sunday, March 6, 2016

"Zootopia" - Review

If Only We Were Quite So Defined


It sounds like the animators at Disney have had enough. They have boldly put their foots down. The year's most challenging film may in fact be one that stars a cute talking bunny cop. Disney Animation Studio's latest film is Zootopia, which is a CG animated film in the new tradition of Frozen and Wreck-It Ralph. This may be their best CG film to date. This is a crime film about the beauty of cultural diversity, the dangers of racial and gender stereotyping, crime syndicates, political corruption, and drug trafficking. Yes, I am still talking about Zootopia. The best part of all of this is that it is still light and full of exciting set pieces and humor perfectly suited for families and their children. Zootopia is an absolute treat of animation brilliance that has more on its mind than the sweet friendship at its core. Listen up you politicians. You seem to not be able to get this right. Leave it to a Disney animated film to finally lay the cards out on the table as clearly as possible and then drop the mic.

Friday, March 4, 2016

"House of Cards: Season 4" - Review (First 6 Episodes) (Spoiler-Free)


My binge watch is only just beginning. The first of my two reviews of House of Cards: Season 4 will be a spoiler-free review of the first 6 episodes. After I finish the season, I will have a spoiler heavy review of chapters 40-52 and a final grade on how Frank Underwood's return to our Netflix queues turns out. My first review is after the jump.


Thursday, March 3, 2016

'The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story' - Review: "The Race Card" (Spoilers)


On this week's riveting American Crime Story, the cards are dealt and the race card is played with a bold vengeance. My review of "The Race Card" is after the jump.


Tuesday, March 1, 2016

'The Walking Dead' - Review: "Knots Untie" (Spoilers)


The world just got a whole lot bigger on The Walking Dead. My review of "Knots Untie" is after the jump.


'Better Call Saul' - Review: "Amarillo" (Spoilers)


This week on Better Call Saul, shots are fired and trust is tested. My thoughts on "Amarillo" are after the jump.

Saturday, February 27, 2016

"Gods of Egypt" - Review (UPDATED 2/27/2016)

A Giant Demon Butthole is About to Eat Gerard Butler Standing on a Heaven Tower Oh Nooooooooooooooo


Um.

Wow.

Uh.

How did this go so wrong?

(Warning. A long and rambling angry rant is incoming. Prepare for the hammer to be brought down.)

'The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story' - Review: "100% Not Guilty" (Spoilers)


This week on The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story, the Juice is "absolutely 100% not guilty" and trial preparations get a bit heated. My thoughts on the episode are after the jump.


Tuesday, February 23, 2016

"The Witch" - Review

"I Will Guide Thy Hand"


Imagine if all the senseless killings in the Salem Witch Trials were not actually caused by extreme self righteousness and religious fear but by the actual creatures that the pious leaders were making up! The Witch explores this possibility, like The Crucible written by Stephen King and directed by Terrence Mallick after he watched The Shining. Okay, maybe that specific collaboration and set of circumstances does not exist, but the closest thing to that reality does. It is the first great film of 2016 and one of the best true horror films in recent years. It finds truth in both reality and fantasy and is all the more terrifying because of it.

'Better Call Saul' - Review: "Cobbler" (Spoilers)


Jimmy McGill is back on the case on this week's Better Call Saul. My thoughts on all the shrouded judgement, alligator skin, and the (sigh) squat cobbling are after the jump.

'The Walking Dead' - Review: "The New World" (Spoilers)


Rick and Daryl find Jesus on this week's The Walking Dead! My thoughts on the new chapter of the show are after the jump.

Monday, February 22, 2016

'Billions' - Review: "The Deal" (Spoilers)


The gloves are off and we are having confidential weird naked pool conversations on this week's Billions. My thoughts on the episode are after the jump.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

'The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story' - Review: "The Dream Team" (Spoilers)


This week on American Crime Story, 911 calls are released, articles are written, and the Kardashian sisters begin their climb to infamy. My spoiler-y thoughts are after the jump.

Friday, February 19, 2016

"Zoolander 2" - Review

Really, Really, Ridiculously Disappointing


The original Zoolander is an inspired early 21st century comedy. It is completely silly, but biting in its satire of pop culture. It also featured memorable characters and enough signature one liners to make a modern stand up comedian shut up and rethink his routine. I watched it just before I went to see its sequel to see if it held up and it absolutely does. Some of its references may be lost on those who were not apart of the pop culture scene in 2001, but a surprising amount of its humor still hits the mark. It may have a silly plot idea, but it is merely a backdrop to the shenanigans these characters create themselves. There was a goofy sentimentality to Derek Zoolander And Hansel (who is so hot right now). Despite their arrogance and daftness, they were likable and well drawn, not to mention played with inspired fervor by Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson in their prime.

Nearly 15 years later, we now have the long gestating Zoolander 2. Everyone is back and ready to unleash these beloved characters into a selfie and Facebook dominated world. If anyone was ready to have an amazing time, it was me. Sadly, this is a far cry from its rebellious predecessor. Zoolander 2 is a middling affair with only a few minor laughs to offer. It is a huge disappointment, especially to fans of the original.

"How to Be Single" - Review

Or In Other Words: "How to Be a Vapid Mess"


Ready for a jumbled rant ladies and gentlemen?

Oh boy. This was a tough one to get through. Granted, I am not the target audience, but I can recognize a good movie and enjoy it regardless of genre. I love every genre, or to put it more simply, I love movies. I love all movies. Well, all movies that are good. I have sat through so called "chick flicks" and "rom coms" and thoroughly enjoyed myself. I have a soft spot for some sappy sentimental romantic stuff. I cried during The Notebook and I cried harder than my girlfriend at the time. And during the nearly perfect Her. I am not ashamed. That being said, How To Be Single is a giant piece of grating garbage. It sells itself as being a genre trope defying female power movie. It is not that. It falls victim to every cliche in the book, even some from other books that this movie does not even belong in. This would be all well and fine if it was at least entertaining. Entertaining it is not. It is a bloated mess of script full of characters whose sole purpose is to annoy and alternate between sleepwalking through lines and screaming every word.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

'Better Call Saul' - Review: "Switch" (Spoilers)


Better Call Saul is back for season 2! This week, Jimmy takes a slippery vacation and Mike warns his client about some much needed restraint. My thoughts after the jump.